All you have to do to belong to the Dump-of-the-Month club is send me a photo of a home you consider a dump, a link to the listing if the dump home is on the market, and tell us why you think it’s a dump. So realtors, darlings, you’re going to have to relax. These are not coming from me, but from the world, from Dallas. And if you are unfortunate enough to be listing a dump, we will hold your hand and get you through this.

Dump-of-the-Month house for February: 2733 Stanford. According to the reader who sent it to me, “the home is way over-priced at $723,775.00.” Built in 1941, it has 2400 square feet, three bedrooms, two baths, and a kitchen with what appears to be granite countertops. Also. Has. Cabinets. I don’t think I have to tell you the home was remodeled in the 1970′s — mid-century modern, no? The reader is also not fond of the drapery valences that scream “Grandma”. (And is seriously worried someone might bury some shrimp in there — ew.) Come on, all that can be changed! Personally, I think the front of the house is adorable, love that stone, and the roof appears to be smiling. (Or is it smirking?) And you certainly cannot argue over the location: University Park.