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Turrets and Stucco and Stone, Oh My

Posted on December 14th, 2009 12:38pm by Candy Evans
Filed under Changing market trends in Real Estate, Real Estate, Realtor News, architecture

Settlement Way

I found this interesting house while toodling, looking at House Porn. (Sort of reminds me of Ron Jeremy, no?) 5209 Settlement Way is in Craig Ranch, about 6,000 square feet, and if you look at the photos see if you find it interesting that the only room with furniture is the library. (“We are ready to negotiate, sir.”) Listed for under $1.5 million, but oh my word what are we going to do about that big Viagra-like turret right there in front?

8 Comments to “Turrets and Stucco and Stone, Oh My”

Wyman @ December 14th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

If it doesn’t go way in four hours call your doctor….
Roland Pierce @ December 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

How do you know who Ron Jeremy is???
Linda Cooper @ December 14th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Sick sick sick
Linda Cooper @ December 14th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

I mean the house. God awful. OD on Viagra.
Contrast & Compare @ December 14th, 2009 at 9:20 pm

If one is reminded of Ron Jeremy by looking at this home, then I would venture to say that it is because:

A) This home makes one nauseated after having looked at it;
B) It is wider than it is tall;
C) No one would venture near it, unless they were paid.
JK @ December 15th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I think they created the turret for weddings. Check out the pic that looks outward from up in that balcony toward the view. Can’t you see a ceremony taking place there? LOL
Relax @ December 18th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

But wouldn’t you realtors still represent the seller or buyer to get the commission? If we could get the realtors to boycott bad design Dallas would have many fewer McMansions, wouldn’t we?
mike @ December 26th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

Call Michael Gaule @ 972-907-0000 or 214-317-9276

Property Address: 10032 Silvertree,
# Bed Rooms : 4
# Bath: 3
# Garage: 2
Sqft: 2485

Custom home priced $50,0000 below market!! Aprox 2500 sq ft “*4-3-2*”

*Two large living and dining areas
*Great curb appeal
*Lake Highlands Schools (Richardson Independant School District)
*Oversized corner lot
*Updated texture and paint
*Upgraded carpet*
*Large his and her master
*Marble garden tub
*Walkin shower
*Back patio covered-sunroom
*Woodbridge subdivision

Call Today to view or get more details!!!

214-317-9276

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Turrets and Stucco and Stone, Oh My