This angel is about to jettison the Portuguese Water Dog into fame and fortune, but in Dallas we know the PWD is the power broker’s preferred pup.
4 Comments to “Bo, The New First Dog, Takes Texas Roots To D.C.”
KRM@ April 13th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Is it true that Bo will be having sit-downs with the local cats on Penn Ave in an attempt to appease them?
Grumpy@ April 14th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Warning: These so called “dogs” may look cute, but PWD’s were actually bred to attack people in the water. They have a dew claw that is razor sharp, and which they use to slit the throats of their victims while “helping” them out of the water. PWD’s have the ability to unhinge their jaws, python like, and can swallow and slowly ingest/digest a person up to 150 lbs. PWD’s don’t actually have litters, but rather lay eggs, which are protected by a noxious gas which is released if anyone other than their egg-laying parent approaches the nest. Very recently, a PWD was observed looking at a book, written in a language which no one could immediately decipher. Upon further study, it was revealed that the title of this book was “To Serve Man”… lest you get your hopes up, the contents were a cook book on how to best serve humans as PWD kibble! Other than that, what an adorable animal; I want one.
Sounds like this PWD can be a reliable member of Secret Services to protect the President. Need more……..
Pet Lover, TonySo@magnum2000.com
Fuzzy@ April 14th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
@Grumpy: so you think Kennedy put Bo in the White House to grab him one last chance at the oval office?
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Is it true that Bo will be having sit-downs with the local cats on Penn Ave in an attempt to appease them?
Warning: These so called “dogs” may look cute, but PWD’s were actually bred to attack people in the water. They have a dew claw that is razor sharp, and which they use to slit the throats of their victims while “helping” them out of the water. PWD’s have the ability to unhinge their jaws, python like, and can swallow and slowly ingest/digest a person up to 150 lbs. PWD’s don’t actually have litters, but rather lay eggs, which are protected by a noxious gas which is released if anyone other than their egg-laying parent approaches the nest. Very recently, a PWD was observed looking at a book, written in a language which no one could immediately decipher. Upon further study, it was revealed that the title of this book was “To Serve Man”… lest you get your hopes up, the contents were a cook book on how to best serve humans as PWD kibble! Other than that, what an adorable animal; I want one.
Sounds like this PWD can be a reliable member of Secret Services to protect the President. Need more……..
Pet Lover,
TonySo@magnum2000.com
@Grumpy: so you think Kennedy put Bo in the White House to grab him one last chance at the oval office?