Sell A Ben Jones Listing, Live Like A Bavarian King
The stakes in selling Dallas dirt have now jumped as high as the Alps. Sell one of the primo Allie Beth Allman listings below, and you’ll win a trip to Austria, expenses paid, to a Bavarian Castle. Not kidding. Just find the buyer for one of these homes, close, and here’s what you’ll get besides a nice juicy commission check: round trip airfare from the U.S., five nights in King Ludwig’s Hunting Lodge (now a luxurious hotel, Ludwig built the most extravagant Bavarian castles) sleeping in the King’s Suite, Audi Q-7 with personal driver from Munich, champagne VIP reception, entry to all of King Ludwig’s castles, day-trip to Salzburg or Innsbruck, night at the Opera and no less than four spa treatments. Calling masseuse Helga!
Check out all these properties on Thursday, March 26 from 2 to 4 p.m, go find a buyer, and be a Bavarian king (or queen) for five lusty days:
3608 Lexington $8,950,000
3928 Centenary $3,395,000
4022 Shannon $3,495,000
4409 Arcady $4,195,000
4500 Lakeside (lot, former Bright home) $12,500,000
3932 Centenary $3,395,000
5027 Radbrook $4,849,000
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to be honest ludwig was the king of bavaria….which is in germany not austria…just ssaying. Munich is beautiful!!! I would love to live there the rest of my life and forget about america forever. maybe you should be offering residences in munich…
“To be honest….”
I’m stumped! What’s honesty? That must be a foreign word. Maybe Bavarian or German?
These days, I’ve never heard an American, let alone a Texan, say the word “honesty.” At least not with a straight face.
A nice rub by a masseuse would be so nice. Honest! A Craigslist kind of rub. Wink! By George, I think I’m on to something. Where art thou, Helga?
I honestly think john is mental.
csyd,
If you want to call me mental, that’s your problem. Honestly! I’ve been called worse things in life. And I can assure you I’ve never set foot in a mental institution.
Sadly today, many destitute and unemployed folks may be experiencing mental problems. Being a mental health professional, in 2009, may actually increase your odds of holding a paycheck in your hands. Not all folks are able to hold a paycheck in their hands these days.
What’s your criteria for being mental? Perhaps listening to voices in a wall? Pathological lies? Selling homes to people who can’t afford them just to make a quick buck? Appraising a home at $450,00 when it’s actually worth $300,000? Raking in lots of money with Ponzi schemes? Practing Beltway politics, lies and deceit, with no remorse?