Hopefully this new agent gave the home owner the number of a stager who is not only a magician (capable of making even the most tasteless and cliche attempts at “interior design” seem classy and elegant), but also a dog psychiatrist along the lines of a taller Cesar Milan, armed with a double shot of maximum strength horse tranquilizer.
Let’s hope that the infamous gate to the backyard is double padlocked with heavy chain, otherwise “someone other than the home owner” might “[leave] the gate open.”
Chris@ June 25th, 2008 at 8:32 am
that logo looks like a lawsuit coming from SMU. If UT can sue for use of the longhorn, than SMU also has a good case.
Leaveit Alonealready@ June 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
And let’s hope that Candy gets a life so we don’t have to keep reading these adolescent tirades of hers.
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Hopefully this new agent gave the home owner the number of a stager who is not only a magician (capable of making even the most tasteless and cliche attempts at “interior design” seem classy and elegant), but also a dog psychiatrist along the lines of a taller Cesar Milan, armed with a double shot of maximum strength horse tranquilizer.
Let’s hope that the infamous gate to the backyard is double padlocked with heavy chain, otherwise “someone other than the home owner” might “[leave] the gate open.”
that logo looks like a lawsuit coming from SMU. If UT can sue for use of the longhorn, than SMU also has a good case.
And let’s hope that Candy gets a life so we don’t have to keep reading these adolescent tirades of hers.