Because (1) Sex In The City opens (who’s going to be reading a blog?) and (2) RECON spewed out some mildly depressing sales numbers for us (12.4 percent decrease in sales, prices down 2.6 percent) , downright giddy if you live in San Antonio (16.8 percent decrease, but 5.2 increase in median prices), Victoria (2.4 percent sales decrease with whopping 20 percent median price increase), Beaumont (2.9 percent increase in sales, 7.6 percent increase median prices) or Amarillo (4.9 percent increase in sales, 5.5 percent increase in values). But of course, those places don’t have the fun we do. Or the blondes.